第一百九十九章上当了(2 / 2)

“这个嘛,你看着办就可以了,只要是对我好处大一点的就可以了,我和月老您可是合作伙伴,利益与共的,您总不会害我吧,呵呵。”月老这样一问,倒真的把我给问住了,我一直想月老给我介绍一个生活技能,但是却从来没有想过要练什么,现在他突然这样一问,我也就只好让他帮我弄一个了,为了让他记得我可是纳了税的,我特意强调了下我和他之间的利益关系。

月老冲我冷冷一笑,说道:“我这里有倒是有一个适合你学习的生活技能,但就是不知道你能不能吃得了那个苦。”

吃苦?呵呵,只要有好处,吃点苦又有何妨?我听了月老的话,不假思索地回道:“呵呵,吃苦没什么,只要适合我练习,对我又有好处就可以了。”

“那好,你随我来吧。”月老说着,不等我回答就拉着我的手,我只觉得眼前一黑,当我再睁开眼睛的时候,只见自己来到了一个收拾得干干净净的房间里,月老站在我身边,另外一个头发胡子花白的老人正站在我对面,眼睛不住地打量着我。

“老铁,这个年轻人就交给你了,你就好好地教他吧,到时候会我会帮你的,呵呵。”月老说着,又冲我道:“小子,能让老铁答应教你生活技能,是你的福分,你一定不要偷懒,好好在这里学,知道吗?”

“呵呵,谢谢月老,我会的。”我说着,转身朝老铁鞠了一躬道:“铁老,以后就麻烦您了。”

“哈哈,年轻人还蛮懂规矩的,月老,你就放心吧,你带来的人,我一定会严格管教,保管他能学到真本事。”铁老笑着冲月老说道。

“那好,我先走了。”月老说着,又一下消失了,我这才打量起这个以后将成为我师傅的家伙来,从他的脸上看,他一定经历过很多风霜坎坷,应该是那种有真本事的人,看来月老这家伙收了钱办事还是蛮利索的,呵呵。

我看着铁老,突然想起一个问题来,于是小心地问道:“铁老,您以后准备教我什么生活技能啊?”

“什么,你还不知道我是做什么的,就跟着月老这样稀里糊涂地到了我这里来,你这个年轻人也真够大胆的,也不怕月老把你卖了,要真是那样的话,估计你还会在旁边替他数钱呢。”

铁老见我这样一问,脸上的表情仿佛是见到了火星人一样,大说了一通后却并没有告诉我,他是做什么的,哎,看来我只有厚着脸皮再问他一次了。

“您还没说您教我什么呢。”我说着,已经明显感觉到自己脸上烧得厉害了,虽然我脸皮再厚,也不能够在这样的情况下仍然镇定自若的。

“哈哈,反正你也来了,我就不妨告诉你,我可是全西帝城里最有名的铁匠。”铁老说着,脸上满是骄傲,可是他的话对我来说,却是一个青天霹雳,什么,要我去和他这个铁匠学什么?难道是打铁?难怪他的名字叫铁老,原来是一个打铁佬。

哎,反正我还没有学,现在离开这里也没有什么损失,还是先离开这里得了,我沮丧地冲铁老说:“原来是这样啊,那我还是先走吧,以后有机会再来向铁老您请教了。”我说着,就想朝门外走去。

“哈哈,你也太小看我这里了,你以为你从门口出去,就能够离开我这里么?实话和你说了吧,在你学成我的本领之前,你是不能够离开这里的,申明一下,这并不是我为难你们,而是如果你没有通过考试的话,我根本没有权利和能力让你离开这里。”铁老见我要走,哈哈大笑道。

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