第一三七三章,开什么玩笑(2 / 2)

踉跄退后两步,他喉头一甜,噗地一声鲜血吐出,邹井犴擦着嘴,从没意识到自己居然这么弱!</p>

对方是谁?!</p>

为什么只是瞪一眼自己就吐血了?</p>

他骇然地看向那女人。</p>

然后,那女人收回眼神,不屑地冷笑一声。邹井犴发现自己吐在地上的血消失了,刚刚什么也没发生。</p>

“今后让你的女朋友说话注意点!”</p>

邹井犴咬牙质问:“小雪到底说了什么惹到你了?!”</p>

“我是男的。”</p>

四个字,邹井犴听的瞪大眼睛,看见对方扭摆着腰肢离开,半晌没回过神来。</p>

……</p>

山庄内一处一景,温泉区域开始试水,园艺师还在忙活最后的收尾,酒店已经几乎准备完毕,等待吉日就准备开业了。</p>

冬天的温泉山庄,势必要满客的。</p>

一楼,餐厅,李崇在试吃厨师的手艺,扶余山的人也都在。</p>

王乾穿着戏服,单独一桌,旁边是剧组的朋友,他已经进组,仗着关系过来混饭,顺便卖人情给剧组的人,李崇对这种借花献佛的行为大为不耻。</p>

楚千寻也单独一桌,旁边是灵异小镇几个策划负责人,一边吃饭一边商量着工作,李崇对此没脾气,毕竟拿地的时候楚千寻给了不少好处。</p>

葛战、左近臣、景三生、余月弦、楚道也坐了一桌,一边吃一边吐槽这饭比不上圣僧用脚指头做的,厨师气的不轻,碍于他们几个老头平时连老板都敢骂,自己当然不敢吭声。</p>

餐厅外,又走来几个人,李崇擦了擦嘴,亲自过来招呼。</p>

“叔叔阿姨,小雪,小邹也来了啊。”</p>

秦亮很识趣地介绍:“二叔,这是我们的大老板李山王,大哥的好友。”</p>

“小李真是年轻有为啊!”</p>

见到李崇气质不俗,但不怎么正派,张春雪先是一愣,听到他和秦昆关系匪浅,客气说道,她正准备继续夸赞,旁边冷不丁冒出秦满贵阴阳怪气的话:“有为个屁,混混模样,一看就不是什么正经人,难怪和秦昆臭味相投,简直就是一丘之貉!”</p>

一家人捂住额头,秦满贵说话得罪人是出了名的,但这是啥场合啊,你不能仗着他和秦昆关系好说这话吧?</p>

他们尴尬看向李崇,谁知道李崇就吃这一套!</p>

“叔,你可真是慧眼如炬啊!”李崇大感兴趣,见面寒暄是他最不喜欢的,虚伪的容易吐,秦昆他爹一开口便喷,李崇彻底不再装了,痞子模样露出。</p>

秦满贵撇撇嘴,李崇主动递了根烟,秦满贵袖子一抖给自己点上,还给对方点上火。</p>

“叔,这使不得!”</p>

“少废话,秦昆那兔崽子呢?”</p>

李崇开开心心地受了秦满贵点烟关照,吐出烟雾:“马上来。我之前还不知道秦黑狗脾气跟谁学的,一见您,全懂了。”</p>

“秦黑狗?”秦满贵眯起眼睛,李崇笑容僵住,似乎有些失言了。</p>

没想到秦满贵对江湖诨号一点也不排斥:“说狗那是抬举他!出了这么大的事也不告诉我,我打断他的狗腿!”</p>

李崇松了口气,忽然琢磨不对劲。</p>

狗腿不是自己吗?</p>

扶余山其他人没有上前招呼,和普通人保持距离是基本的礼貌,他们也不愿和秦昆家人太熟悉,看到这一幕,摇头轻笑。</p>

几人落座,饭菜齐备,大门忽然打开。</p>

门外,一个青年戴着摩托头盔,一身劲装走了过来。</p>

青年走路沉稳,虎虎生风,后面是一个小崽子,也戴着摩托头盔,屁颠屁颠跟着。</p>

头盔卸了,秦昆捋了捋头发,看向餐厅的其他人,点头示意后视线转到父母那边。</p>

然后落座。</p>

这一下,整个餐厅出现了长达一分钟的安静。</p>

厨师看着这群人,不知道是不是中邪了,咋忽然就不说话了呢?</p>

秦昆精气神饱满,坐在那里不动如山,餐桌上饭菜已经备好,他旁边,一个摩托服的小男孩爬上秦昆的腿。</p>

“头盔摘了。”秦昆开口吩咐。</p>

小男孩摘下头盔,这一刻,秦满贵原本紧张的心情,化作一汪温情,看见那张老秦家相似模板的脸蛋,老感欣慰。</p>

是亲孙子啊!</p>

张春雪、秦雪、邹井犴则瞪大眼睛。</p>

“这……这是……”</p>

“我儿子。”秦昆揉着太阳穴,最终,说出了一句石破天惊的话。</p>

下一刻,邹井犴忽然嗷地大喊,发出狼叫,腰间软肉被秦雪掐着,眼泪都快出来了。</p>

“你干啥啊……”邹井犴摆脱毒手,有些委屈。</p>

“我当姑姑了?”秦雪诧异转头。</p>

邹井犴一脸委屈,你当姑姑掐我作死啊!!!</p>

女朋友力气极大,有秦昆几分影子,这一手可不是情侣间小打小闹,秦雪还愣着没回过神,张春雪差点从椅子上滑落下去。</p>

秦满贵则淡定许多,主动走过去蹲在旁边,摸出一根棒棒糖。</p>

“你叫什么名字啊?”</p>

小男孩往秦昆怀里一缩,看向糖果有些嘴馋:“我喜欢可乐味的。”</p>

“有!”秦满贵换了一根,期待地看向小男孩。</p>

“我叫秦破军。叔叔阿姨们叫我小汪……”</p>

秦满贵正打算对方无论说什么都要夸赞一番,一听是这名,什么破名字?</p>

老脸一僵,他哈哈干笑道:“好名字啊!糖果给你,你叫一声爷爷好不好?”</p>

小男孩没叫,也没敢接糖果。</p>

秦昆给了一个同意的眼神,他才动手拿过糖果:“爷爷。”</p>

秦满贵此刻,心花怒放。</p>

“哈哈哈哈哈……吃饭!”坐回座位,秦满贵豪气顿涌,“小李,把你们店最贵的酒上一瓶,今天叔请客!”</p>

“爸,这里的好酒三万起步。”秦昆适时提醒了一句,完全不给面子。</p>

秦满贵笑容僵住,瞪了一眼秦昆,淡淡道:“那就小邹请客。”</p>

秦昆满意的点点头。</p>

李崇满意的点点头。</p>

邹井犴如若雷击,他看向秦雪求助,秦雪还在震惊,没空顾及他的心情。</p>

“先生要开吗?”服务员拿来瓶红酒,把酒单拿给秦满贵,秦满贵扫了一眼价位丢给秦昆,秦昆扫了一眼丢给李崇,李崇才不接,直接甩给邹井犴。</p>

服务员走到邹井犴旁边。</p>

邹井犴看了看价位,胸口起伏:“开……开……”</p>

啵——</p>

塞子直接被打开。</p>

“开什么玩笑!!!”邹井犴哭一样喊着,声音回荡在餐厅。</p>

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