第3章 只能求师父帮个忙了(两章合一!)(1 / 2)

“不忘初心,方得始终……”</p>

大师兄王长寿品味着陈长安的话,以他道体小成,也始终不得其中道理,着实头疼,随后他看向陈长安居住的小屋。</p>

我的天。</p>

满屋子的符纸,上面画着歪歪斜斜的曲线,横七竖八的躺在地上,有些上面还有……</p>

“哎呀,你看我这小脑袋瓜子,师兄您等会儿,我去收拾收拾。”</p>

陈长安一拍脑袋,最近这几天画符有进步,就挑战了一些比较难画的…</p>

他一边收拾一边笑道:“师兄,你也知道,我跟师妹一起生活,她还小,经常会漏,所以这些都是她的‘尿不湿’。</p>

当然,我自己也会画画符箓之类的,师兄你也知道,我天赋差,只能试试其他方面有没有天赋了!”</p>

对不起了师妹,我养了你一年,你该报恩了。</p>

虽然你年纪很小,能力不大,但这小小的锅,还是能背得起的。</p>

“哦,师弟,那画符,可有,收获?”</p>

王长寿没有在意尿不湿之类的话,询问道。</p>

“没有没有,鬼画桃符,一窍不通。”</p>

陈长安笑道。</p>

他真的对画符没有天赋吗?</p>

对,也不对。</p>

起初的时候,的确是难画,不过当他对着‘悟道符’临摹时,突发奇想将三角函数和几何原理融入其中……</p>

然后他就发现,好像……这炼气期能激发效果的悟道符,也不是很……</p>

到此为止,低调低调。</p>

猥琐发育,不能装逼。</p>

才哪到哪啊!</p>

看看人家大师兄,修行也就比自己早十年,人家如今呢?都日照境多少了?</p>

在看看系统上面写的那话。</p>

调出来看看:</p>

结丹境:(你还不是)</p>

日照境:(你更不是)</p>

……</p>

还是炼气境的小扑街,有什么好得意的。</p>

下一刻,王长寿点点头道:“嗯,符箓之道,的确有些难度,我当初学画符,也用了三个月,才悟得其中方寸!”</p>

额!</p>

三个月,的确是有一点点的……</p>

“师兄厉害,三个月就悟了,我三个月还不知道怎么动笔呢!”</p>

这些话,说出来怎么有些良心不安啦!</p>

“哪里,我看师弟虽然……但也很,勤奋刻苦,如果师弟有哪里不懂,可与师兄我交流,毕竟,我们,是同门!”</p>

王长寿斟酌一番道。</p>

“谢谢师兄,师弟记下了!”</p>

陈长安点头笑道。</p>

这个大师兄吧,除了说话偶尔有些断句不对,但性格,还是比较温婉的,也不知道当初给小师妹取名王知曦对还是不对。</p>

算了算了,名字都叫了一年,师妹也形成条件反射了,还能改不成。</p>

正说话的时候,小师妹王知曦,突然抓住一张飘起来的符纸……</p>

陈长安顿时脑门一黑,大喊“王知曦小师妹,那个不能吃,不能吃啊,快住嘴!”</p>

但为时已晚,他这个炼气境的小角色,已经来不及阻止,不过当王知曦的脏嘴距离干粑粑纸,只剩零点零一公分距离时,那张纸突然化成灰飞,随风而散,一道声音,也是从外面传了进来。</p>

“你们都出来吧,长安啊,去测试碑那里等着!”</p>

灵虚道长盛虚出现在门口,将小师妹王知曦抱了起来,笑道:“这么脏兮兮的,怕是没少乱吃东西吧。”</p>

说话的同时,杀人一般的目光向陈长安这边扫了过来。</p>

咳咳。</p>

陈长安默不作声,装作没听见,眼角一抹余光看到,师父的手摆来摆去的。</p>

然后脏脏的知曦小师妹就变干净了。</p>

这手操作,简直令人窒息。</p>

“师父,您要是每月多来几次,徒儿也就不会那么劳累了!”</p>

陈长安叫冤。</p>

他哪里会带孩子换尿布,只会偷家发育打上单啊!</p>

这一年来,为了带小师妹,浪费了很多时间,有一次,他看到小师妹自己爬去了羊群中……然后他用羊肠制作的奶瓶,就再也没用过了。</p>

还有偶尔夜里,小师妹饿了哭闹,他还要起来抱着小家伙去羊房。</p>

当然,画符炼器这种事是很耗费心神的,有时候实在太累了不想起床,就……就以李代桃应付一下。</p>

咳咳。</p>

这种事千万不能让师父师兄知道,不然会被打死。</p>

不过转念一想也没什么,总的来说师妹还是挺好带的,哭闹很少,有时候,哭着哭着就不哭了,饿着饿着,就睡着了……</p>

如此想着已经来到测试灵碑前,只听师父灵虚道长的声音响起:“老规矩,手放上面!”</p>

“哦!”</p>

陈长安老实巴交的照做。</p>

然后灵虚道长也一手放在测试碑后面,刹那间,灵光闪动。</p>

“灵之气,八旋!”</p>

“不错,果真一年一境界,徒弟,你稳啊!”</p>

灵虚道长那种想揍人的表情又出来了,目光死死地盯着陈长安,牙花子磨得嘎吱嘎吱响。</p>

“呵呵,师父过奖了,徒弟愚钝,给您丢脸了!”</p>

陈长安躬身。</p>

“你还知道自己慢啊,知道自己慢为什么不提速,让为师爽爽开心开心那么难吗?”</p>

“弟子愚钝!”</p>

陈长安不敢起身。</p>

“师父莫怪师弟,他又带孩子又修行,着实不易,相比较去年,已经进步,很大了!”</p>

王长寿上前行礼。</p>

“罢了,从今天开始,知曦就交给长寿你来带,整天这么脏兮兮的,还不知道吃了多少不干净的东西!”</p>

灵虚道长将怀中的小知曦递给王长寿。</p>

“啊?!”</p>

王长寿顿时惊得腾空而起,一跳老远,大叫道:“师父不要啊,还是小师弟带吧,徒弟有女性恐惧症,哇呜呜~~~”</p>

他真的是个狠人,为了不带娃,一头栽倒在草地上,手脚抽搐,全身痉挛,口吐白沫,眼皮上翻,不省人事……</p>

灵虚道长:……</p>

……陈长安也是一脸发懵,师兄好演技啊,是个狠人,这都能做得出来,看来你也是个老银比!</p>

“师父,弟子最近修行日感疲惫,有心无力,皆是因为小师妹太过调皮,但是你看师兄他,虽然浑身抽搐,但也因祸得福,治好了说话一卡,一卡的毛病。</p>

弟子觉得,师妹应该大家轮流带,咱们玉陀峰,毕竟是一个大家庭!”</p>

“嗯,长安说的有道理,长寿,你就克服一下,习惯就好了!就这么定了,除非有人帮你带!哼!”</p>

灵虚道长将知曦放下,语气坚定地表达自己的立场,随后脚下生光,一晃消失不见。</p>

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