第一五七回 泾河龙王退出群聊(2 / 2)

“兄台在哪高就?怎会知道如此多的内幕?”

“哦,我是本城土地神,知道的自然多些。”

“......”

卦铺前,长安城隍目瞪口呆的看向泾河龙王,问道:“龙王莫非真改了时辰点数?”

此时,卸了门板,正举在头顶准备往下砸的泾河龙王呆立当场。

震惊、后悔、害怕、恐慌,各种负面情绪在泾河龙王的心脏上刻画成了扇形统计图。

那是快要死亡的感觉。

待稍稍缓过神来,泾河龙王连忙把门板安回原位,继而又将地上的卦签、招牌、笔砚等物匆匆拾起。

等做好这些,泾河龙王直接跪在地上,对袁守诚求道:“先生勿怪,是我错了!原先只是怒气上涌,迷了心智,却不想真触犯了天条。”

“如今我已知错,先生神通广大,还望先生救我一救!”

袁守诚漠然的看向泾河龙王。

见袁守诚丝毫没有怜悯之心,泾河龙王脸色发狠道:“若你不救,那我死后做鬼也不会放过你,必将永缠汝身,夜夜相伴!”

袁守诚闻言脸色瞬间变黑。

这孽龙好毒的诅咒!

见泾河龙王跪的瓷实,诅咒也下的够狠。袁守诚思索片刻,终叹息一声,说道:“也罢,我虽救你不得,却可以给你指条生路,至于能否把握的住,还要看你的造化。”

“愿向先生求教。”

当即,袁守诚将求告唐太宗皇帝,讨得丞相魏征人情的办法说与了泾河龙王。

“那魏征是人曹官,你该是去他那里听斩,在此之前,若你能见得皇帝,讨来人情,自可逃脱一死。”

听罢袁守诚之言,泾河龙王也不回水府,直接隐在宫门前的云头之中静等天黑。

等天黑之后,他便可以托梦给唐王,让唐王救他一命。

云头中,泾河龙王度日如年的来回游荡。

到最后,他实在忍受不住心中恐慌,于是打开了手符。

地方神交流群——

〖泾河龙王〗:‘诸位道友,还请懂得卜算的道友帮我算算,我近期可有生死之劫?若有,又能否躲过?’

〖泾河龙王〗:‘此事十万火急,算后无论结果如何,本王定有重谢!’

稍顷,有新消息出现。

〖黄老仙〗:‘那个,龙王可否现在找个信得过的,将重谢的卦金先存在他那里?不然等过了明日,龙王升天之后,老朽恐收不到酬劳。’

〖泾河龙王〗:‘你这是何意?本王为何要升天?难不成...’

〖银顶大王〗:‘意思就是你难活过明日,方才我算了一卦,你这是镜里观花之象,看似有救,实则没救了!’

〖泾河龙王〗:‘不可能!断然不可能!今夜我就求见唐王,以真龙之象应他真龙天子之位,介时他必会救我!’

〖朱佑生〗:‘我也卜了一卦,乃水中捞月之象,龙王此去怕是难以奏功。’

〖彩鹦〗:‘我算的有些粗浅,只知道是大凶之兆,有死无生。’

〖泾河龙王〗:‘住口!莫要再说了!本王不信!本王不信!’

群提示:泾河龙王退出群聊。

〖长安城隍〗:‘......’

〖黄老仙〗:‘哎哎,别走啊,卦金还没说怎么付,是去你水府取,还是包送到家?’

〖长安城隍〗:‘......’

〖花果孙〗:‘玉帝老儿真是矫情,不过少了点雨数,短了些时辰罢了,何至于要龙王的命。’

〖花果孙〗:‘那什么,诸位挺会算卦?’

〖花果孙〗:‘那能否帮俺老孙算算,俺老孙何时能出狱,何时会有贵人前来搭救俺老孙?放心,卦金不是问题,俺有一座山头,天材地宝都不缺,诸位若算的准,俺老孙亲自用筋斗云把卦金送上门去。’

〖西海二太子〗:‘筋斗云?好熟悉的名字,好像五百年前大闹天宫的猴子精就会这个。’

〖花果孙〗:‘长角的蛇精!你嘴巴放干净点!’

〖西海二太子〗:‘本太子说那猴子,你激动什么?莫非你就是那猴子?’

〖朱安〗:‘咳,筋斗云是道法,应该不止那石猴会。’

〖花果孙〗:‘对对,俺不是那猴子,俺也是一条龙,西海敖闰问俺喊哥哥的。’

〖花果孙〗:‘不说这个,你们算是没算?俺老孙何时能脱困?’

〖黄老仙〗:‘怪哉,老朽竟算不出你所问之事,甚至连你是男是女都算不出。’

〖黄老仙〗:‘这样,你把你生辰八字,姓名籍贯说与老朽,老朽再帮你详细算算。’

〖银顶大王〗:‘我和弟弟算了,虽然同样没能算出,但听你这话,这语调,你就是当年把我家炉子打翻的臭猴子吧?’

〖金顶大王〗:‘弟弟快住口!你莫忘了你我现在的身份!’

〖花果孙〗:‘打翻炉子?莫非你二人是...’

〖朱安〗:‘都闭嘴!花果孙,尤其是你,再多说一句,我把你踢出去!’

〖花果孙〗:‘不说就不说,你凶个甚?不过真没人算出俺老孙何时能脱困?’

〖黄老仙〗:‘算不出,不过花道友困在何处?是牢狱还是其他?若有可能,老朽或许可以前去将你救出,不过这酬金嘛...’

群提示:成员黄老仙已被群主朱安禁言一天。

〖朱安〗:‘花道友,你被困之地还要说吗?’

〖花果孙〗:‘不了不了,朱老弟何时再来老孙这里坐坐?’

〖朱安〗:‘改日一定。’

时至深夜,热闹一天的群聊终于安静下来。

此时,宫门外的云团中。

化作原形的泾河龙王焦躁不安的游动着龙躯。

今日群中的诛心之言仍在他脑海中回响。

“算卦算卦,算你大爷!”

对算卦有了严重心理阴影的泾河龙王差点被逼疯。他发誓,以后见到算卦的绝对有多远绕多远,谁若是敢在他面前提‘算卦’这两个字,他一定会把他嚼碎了吐到猪槽里喂猪!

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