第三章:老夫敬你是条汉子!(1 / 2)

当秦水身上闪过一道白光,他终于达到了七级。

系统声音紧跟着响起来。“开挂玩家达到七级,解锁泉水商店装备,解锁w技能,开启无限外挂!”

“请玩家选择与酒桶英雄相匹配的一个词语,系统外挂将以匹配的词语为基础,自动生成商店装备与w技能。”

秦水心情激荡,外挂终于开启了!

他心想。酒桶,一看就是个酒鬼嘛,相关字词就‘千杯不醉’好了!

心里默默想好,系统声音再次响起。“千杯不醉,选取成功,商店装备生成成功,可以购买。w技能自创完毕,可以释放。”

秦水看了一下自己的w技能,已经替换了酒桶原本的技能,变成了一个名叫‘干杯’的技能,至于技能介绍……秦水看后哈哈大笑,这尼玛太恶心了!终于轮到老子逆袭了!

当即,秦水对队友喊道:“挂机个屁,老子故意让对面点优势,不然玩起来没意思,看好了,我这就去单杀fast这个渣渣,再去帮你们抓人。”

锤石站在泉水怒喷道:“快滚吧,你特刚刚七级,成型装备就一个打野刀,还特奇葩出装物理攻击的打野刀,你要能单杀fast,老子直播吃屎。”

薇恩也跟着附和。“你要能单杀fast,我就管你叫爹!”

“对,你要能行,老子们必须叫爹!”

火男和石头人纷纷+1。

而直播间也是一片弹幕。

“主播666,终于七级了,不容易啊,话说为什么现在才点w啊?”

“七级才点w,r直接不点,怎么个套路?”

“ad打野刀,还不买其他装备,套路太深。”

“有点深啊,看不懂,你们仔细瞧,主播酒桶的w技能图标有点不一样啊,发现没?”

“早发现了,但是屏幕太小,看不清。”

“快,快看,主播入侵野区了,卧槽,终于和fast碰上了!”

“我赌五毛,fast单杀酒桶。”

“你这不是废话嘛!老子还赌一百,酒桶必死呢。”

“求主播怒秀一波,实力打脸。”

秦水此时半血,晃悠着醉步,来到了紫色方野区,通过上帝视角看到fast刚打完红爸爸,正在调.戏着蛤蟆,而他此时同样半血,但已经八级,而且装备也比秦水豪华的多。

“终于逮到你了!”fast其实早就通过假眼看到了秦水,却装作不知道的样子继续打野。

“哎呦卧槽!不错嘛!”秦水刚来到墙壁外,还不到fast跟前,就看见他一脚踢了过来,身上中了一个q技能。

秦水也不慌张,直接站在原地不再动弹,紧接着,然后fast二段q便踢了过来。

“一库!”忙僧叫了起来,一脚飞起!

秦水的血量瞬间只剩下三格子,但他表示无所谓,直接当面跳舞。

fast见秦水不但不跑,也不还击,反而嘲讽自己跳起了舞,简直太特气人了,不杀他难以泄愤!

“这酒桶,太气人了!”niyuo在直播间气道,随即又娇滴滴的说。“fast,一定要杀了他哦!加油加油!”

“恩,看好吧!这下看他怎么跑,酒桶死定了!”fast冷声道。他决定用一个大招,痛快的秒杀掉秦水。

但是fast刚准备释放r技能回旋踢,就突然听到游戏中响起了酒桶的背景声音!

秦水在自己血量还剩一丝的时候,发现fast要上大招了,立马停下嘲讽,释放了外挂技能w干杯!

然后……秦水怀里抱着的酒桶变成了一个‘老白干’的酒瓶子,并对着fast的忙僧举了起来,做了一个敬酒的动作。

接着,就听酒桶古拉加斯瓮声道:“小伙子,老夫敬你是条汉子,来来来,老夫敬你一杯!”

“老夫敬你是条汉子,敬你一杯?”fast和百万的观众们懵逼了,这特是什么鬼!

“酒桶什么时候有这个背景动画和音效了?什么时候有这个技能了?”

在大家惊愕的注视下,就见秦水的酒桶拿着老白干递到了fast忙僧的嘴边,然后一把将老白干给强制性的灌了下去。

释放w技能干杯!

随即,就见忙僧在原地晃了两下,然后‘噗通’一声摔倒在地,本来半血的生命值立马掉了三分之二,变成了残血!

fast大惊失色,急忙操控鼠标想要释放技能反击,但不论他怎么点击地面,或者释放技能,竟发现没有丝毫反应,电脑里传来一阵‘叮叮叮’提示音法操作的响声!

fast的忙僧躺在地上,被眩晕了!

秦水并没有乘胜追击,痛打落水狗,反而又站在原地开始跳舞,再次嘲讽!

足足嘲讽了三秒,fast已经气的脸色铁青,狂点着鼠标和键盘,但依然无法操作!

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