第016章:自取诨号称大圣(1 / 2)

斗战西游 悟空道人 1576 字 2022-04-22

话说悟空和蛟魔王出了水帘洞来,到山巅上往那空地上眺目一看,你道是谁?正是一个牛头人,与五位道人激斗。

牛头人手持一杆混铁棍,座下是避水金睛兽,身披锦绣山绒甲,尖粉底麂皮,攒丝三股狮蛮带,那五位道人的法力也是不弱,与牛头人厮杀一处,各自的法宝击在他的身上,却难以击伤,只见牛头人将混铁棍舞开,那五人就立刻退避,显然极是忌惮牛头人身上的那股巨力。

这牛头人还有谁?正是当年七大圣之一的平天大圣牛魔王,七大圣之首,法力高强,肉身更是极为厉害。六耳猕猴取经路上,刚打死了孙悟空,便遭遇了牛魔王,牛魔王一心要为兄弟报仇,自然极力难为六耳猕猴了,那六耳猕猴联合八戒与牛魔王斗了几回都难以拿下,只得转道上了天庭去求众神帮忙,然后一齐出力之下这才将牛魔王拿下。这些,悟空在天道之外都是看得清清楚楚的,牛魔王的实力,怕已是大罗金仙之列了。

“六位道友何许人也?为何在我花果山下厮杀?”悟空大声喝道,提了金箍棒上前,两下舞开,将六人各自隔开。

“你又是哪里来的妖怪?这牛魔王与我们结有仇怨,你快让开,我们不伤无辜。”黄袍道人说道。

牛魔王嘿嘿笑道:“五岳正神,纵你们五人一起出力,也非我老牛的对手!还是快快退去。”

原来,这五人乃分别是东岳泰山天齐仁圣大帝黄飞虎,南岳衡山司天昭圣大帝崇黑虎,中岳嵩山中天崇圣大帝闻聘,北岳恒山安天玄圣大帝崔英,西岳华山金天愿圣大帝蒋雄。悟空个不由暗叫一声好家伙,这来头够大的,五岳正神以前法力虽然不高,但是日夜依靠五岳神山里的龙脉之气滋润,已经是今非昔比的人物了,不过五人联手却还难以降服牛魔王。

悟空便道:“五岳正神?你们不在南蟾部洲,到东胜神洲来做什么?我乃花果山妖王,不容尔等在此撒野!”

五岳正神气得七窍生烟,不知道是哪里又冒出来一个妖怪要坏他们好事。这牛魔王也是个恶棍,在前些日子就不断挑衅他们,然后把他们惹得火冒三丈的时候又开始逃跑,于是一路追逃,就追到了这里来,好不容易逮住了牛魔王厮杀,却又忽然跳出一个妖王来,怎让他们五人不生气恼?

黄飞虎大骂一声,骑五色神牛杀来,悟空急将金箍棒架开相迎,蛟魔王便喝道:“五岳正神,休得以多欺少,伤我兄弟!”

说罢这话,蛟魔王也提了丈八点钢枪进来,捉住了崇黑虎厮杀起来,牛魔王得了两个生力军相助,当然不会放过机会,抡开混铁棍,施展法宝,一人就敌住了闻聘、崔英、蒋雄三人。

黄飞虎法力不及悟空,武艺也有所不及,被打得连连后退,急吐出一颗珠子,亮起黑光,照悟空顶门击来。

悟空眉心光华一闪,现出一方铁鞭,啪的一下击在那黑色珠子上头,立刻打了个粉碎,化为水桶般粗细,百丈来长,往黄飞虎打了过去!黄飞虎让这一鞭吓了个亡魂大冒,这不是打神鞭吗?他是五岳正神,这打神鞭最是克制他们这种法力不高的小神了,一鞭下来,元神都逃不掉。

“呀,打神鞭!”另外的四位也不由大叫起来,拨转坐骑脑袋,转头就走。

“不要追了,他们毕竟是天庭神仙,五岳正神,虽法力不高,但地位却不算低,杀了他们也会有**烦。”悟空将要追出去的蛟魔王拉住,将打神鞭和金箍棒一并收了。

牛魔王看打跑了五人,也不去追,却不由哈哈大笑起来,觉得十分爽快。

蛟魔王看牛魔王相貌凶恶,但却颇有豪气,不由心生佩服,便道:“这位道友是从何而来?为何惹恼了那五岳正神?”

牛魔王便道:“老牛我叫牛魔王,乃是一头白牛成道。这五岳正神嘛,与我素来就有些恩怨,以前我尚未成道的时候他们就想逮了我下酒,而今成就仙道,自然是要好好去找他们麻烦。只是不料那五岳正神最近正聚在一起,我一惹,就全部惹了,五个我可打不过,于是也就只有跑路逃命。”

蛟魔王闻听牛魔王也是被人追杀,不由有些同是天涯沦落人的感慨,拍了拍牛魔王的肩膀,道:“牛兄,不瞒你说,我也是被人追杀到了这里,也是悟空老弟将我救下的。这次帮你打跑了五个大神,你可得好好感谢一下了。”

牛魔王便道:“那好,那好!你们随我去积雷山摩云洞,我请你们大吃大喝一个月,管教你们连神仙都不想做。”

那积雷山摩云洞正是牛魔王的老巢了,他盛情邀请,悟空和蛟魔王却觉得路途遥远,随便在花果山吃些酒水就好了,遂一同邀请牛魔王下榻花果山,到了水帘洞来吃酒。牛魔王肚量极大,酒到杯干,一杯杯酒下去,直呼爽快,悟空和蛟魔王见他豪爽,也不由心中暗暗钦佩。

三人大碗喝酒大口吃肉,倒也过得爽快,这顿酒一吃就是三天三夜方才停下。

蛟魔王醉意醺醺,说道:“老牛,我看你跟我们兄弟两人投缘,不如一同结拜了如何?”

牛魔王便抚掌大笑道:“甚好,甚好!我看你们兄弟两人也合我老牛胃口,而且又一同打跑了那五岳正神,可谓是……沆瀣一气。”

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